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{"slip": { "id": 53, "advice": "Accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 72, "advice": "Don't eat anything your grandparents wouldn't recognise as food."}}
{"slip": { "id": 58, "advice": "Don't give a speech. Put on a show."}}
{"slip": { "id": 178, "advice": "It always seems impossible, until it's done."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 51, "advice": "It's wrong to be right."}}
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