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{"slip": { "id": 120, "advice": "A nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse."}}

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{"fact":"Statistics indicate that animal lovers in recent years have shown a preference for cats over dogs!","length":98}

{"slip": { "id": 125, "advice": "Why wait until valentines day for a romantic gesture?"}}

{"fact":"Cats have 32 muscles that control the outer ear (humans have only 6). A cat can independently rotate its ears 180 degrees.","length":122}

{"slip": { "id": 57, "advice": "If you get stuck, try doing the opposite of what the solution requires."}}

{"slip": { "id": 147, "advice": "Don't take life too seriously."}}

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